I had an awful night about a week ago. I was asleep.. Daniel got home from work and was probably just getting ready for bed. I woke up to the sound of him dressing, or undressing and all I could hear was this awful tearing, ripping, shreading sound. I felt miserable, my head was pounding and the sound was so LOUD. I don't remember what I said, but Dan told me to get up and go to the bathroom (I always have to go, seriously!) I crawled on my hands and knees over the blankets on the bed, glaring angrily through the darkness at him and his shreading sounds.
In my night time stupor: I pictured him wearing a shirt of duck tape and imagined him tearing it apart! I then lunged forward and tried to hit him! I drunkily missed him by a long shot... I don't know why or where it came from! Oh.. In the next few minutes Dan's good mood had deflated. I still didn't know what was going on. My mind was clogged and muddled. Finally I was awake enough to ask him what was wrong. I had the adacity to ask him what was wrong with him!! It was then that I realized that I was being a total jerk and didn't even realize it. I wanted to laugh when he told me the ripping sound was actually his old tshirt that was growing way too old to wear and he was ripping it off to be funny.
Poor Dan! I couldn't believe I acted like i did. (Like another person) Kinda reminds me of the time Anne punched me in the face in the middle of Sacrament meeting. (a whole other story). Well, I told him everytime I remembered the incident how sorry I was, that I didn't know what came over me. Lucky for me, he's quick to forgive. Weird story I know.. I can understand if you don't have any comments!
7 comments:
what were you dreaming about? That is hilarious tho. Part of marriage is being elbowed and punched and kicked when people are asleep or just coming out of sleep.
I can't stop laughing!!! Seriously, I can't stop, I am not just saying that!
I love it!!
You are too too funny, I could picture the whole event so well, mostly your grumped up sleepy face... I have seen that one. I am glad I am not the only one that really needs that beauty rest to wake up nice.
Thanks for posting this one. Can't wait to read to B!
What? I didn't punch you in the face! What about the time that you stabbed me in the eye and then said that it was a fly. Ha that is a cooler story. :)
I don't know if I told you but one night, Nate said that he wasnt feeling good and he went to bed early, when I woke in the morning, I couldnt find him. my first instinct was to check our bathroom, then the guest bathroom and then the downstairs bath, then the garage and finally I thought of our guest bedroom. whew! i was so worried when I couldn't find him at first and was calling his name. that is when I found him wakig up because I kept calling his name. i asked him why he was in the other bedroom, he said that he was tired of me hitting him. I didn't recall hitting him at all, but he said that I kept elbowing him and hitting him about 5 or 6 times and he just wanted to sleep peacefully. ha ha, it as really cute.
I used to have nightmares and Calvin was NOT the hero. When I would wake up in the morning, I would be really mad at him. Poor guy!
wow...gotta tell that story bout getting punched in the face. That would be great...even if she says she didn't do it. Would still be funny.
Ask hot mmmama...about trying to off her older bro with a knife to the back...then you realize that punch in the face is not so bad.
I don't remember anne getting stabbed in the eye, but I DO remember elisabeth getting a fruit fly in her eye one day when we were playing outside.... ugh.
What a great story!! Im so glad you wrote it down or we couldn't tease you about it for generations to come..this is so awesome!
Remind me to tell you some Ryan stories..good stuff. He was the crazy half-awake person in this marriage.
I love the duct tape and how mad you were at the noise of it..hahaha...poor Dan/Daniel- His awesome joke was totally ruined on a sleepy-headachey girl! hahaha
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